Dear Baby Daddy,
We only knew each other for a super short amount of time you seemed to have had a very interesting past few years. Eleven-year relationship with one child to be produced from it. I can relate, I was married and in a long relationship which is why I found it surprising you were shocked that I was married before.
We had a great hike and yes, you are very good looking. Just one minor detail I cannot let go of. After you left your long-term relationship with a child, you went on an amazing vacation to a place with all of your friends who were couples and you were the odd man out. You further explained to me that you met so many awesome people on this vacation, especially this lesbian couple who offered you $10,000 and armed with legal documents to get one of them or both impregnated with no financial responsibility required from you. Every man’s dream??
Congrats to you on the payout and successfully impregnating one of them. Also, a great judge of character they liked you so much that they uprooted themself from wherever they lived before to live very close to you I think you said: “ 15 mins down the road”. I guess it works out because you now watch their 9-month-old as well as your child during the week and are adding this little nugget as a tattoo as well. I appreciated you telling me you got a vasectomy within the first 20 minutes of us meeting for the first time, also how much you like to drink.
Thank you for never wanting to hang out later that day, because you saved me from having to say “No thank you”.
Sincerely,
Scarlet
